According to Chicagoist, Brian Griese got the Sex Cannon's starting job for the Bears today. The only really sad part about this is that the Sex Cannon Sacks Live Blog was so short lived! Never fear, dear readers: when Brian Griese rolls over like a little bitch in a few weeks, which he inevitably will because he's Brian Griese, the Sex Cannon will be back. Either that, or the Bears will bring Kyle Orton back to start -- which, frankly, might be even funnier.
The Sex Cannon is dead; long live the Sex Cannon.
In other news, Wes Miller, best beloved ex-Tar Heel midget shooting guard of my heart, dropped 47 points in his London Capital debut. Somewhere, Bobby Frasor is staring at the internets and wondering about the alternate universe in which Wes Miller is a high scorer, ever. Plus we could say something about the validity of the English Pro League, but we love Wes too much for that, so mostly we're just glad (and perpetually amused) that he's got himself a professional career, for reals.
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WES MILLER HOORAY!
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